Sister Mary Katherine lived in a convent, a block away from
Jack's liquor store. One day, in walked Sister Mary K. and said,
"Oh Jack, give me a pint o' the brandy."
"Sister Mary Katherine," exclaimed Jack, " I could never do that! I
have never sold alcohol to a nun in my life!"
"Oh, Jack," she responded, "it's only for the Mother Superior." Her
voice dropped. "It helps her constipation, you know."
So Jack sold her the brandy. Later that night, Jack closed the
store and walked home. As he passed the convent, who should he see
but Sister Mary Katherine? And she was snookered. She was singing
and dancing,whirling around and flapping her arms like a bird,
right there on the sidewalk.
A crowd was gathering. Jack pushed through and exclaimed, "Sister
Mary Katherine! For shame! And you told me this was for the Mother
Superior's constipation!"
Sister Mary Katherine didn't miss a beat as she replied, "And so it
is, me lad, so it is. When she sees me, she's gonna s h i t"
