Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, red head, and a
blonde) and they were all pregnant.
The burnette says, I know what Im going to have. The other to
asked how she knew. She replied, well I was on top when I
concieved so I will have a boy.
The red head said, If that is true then I will have a girl because
I was on the bottom when I concieved.
The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts
screaming, PUPPIES, PUPPIES!