A mother and daughter loved to play around.
They partied everyday and always ended up fucking everybody
around.
Their holes were played until they became seasoned and loose.
One day, the daughter met the man of her dreams and decided to get
married.
Now, the man did not know about their flicks and thought the
daughter was still a virgin.
So he decided to leave any lovemaking until their wedding
night.
The daughter began to worry about the condition of her hole
and
consulted her mother, "Mum, I'm worried, what will Peter do if he
finds out about my hole?!!"
Mother said, "Don't worry dear, I will teach you a way to fool your
husband-to-be.
Here's what you do, place an apple in your hole and it will be
tight and he won't even notice it."
So the daughter did what her mother taught her and
everything went well and the stupid husband didn't even
notice.
This went on for a few months.
Now, everytime the daughter wanted to bathe
, she would take out the apple and place it on the wash basin and
after bathing,
she would put it back in her hole.
One day, after bathing, she forgot to put it back and left it on
the wash basin.
The husband came into the washroom and saw the apple
and thought that her wife left the apple for him and he ate
it,
"Honey, thanks for the apple. It tasted great!"
Shocked, the daughter dare not tell her husband about it and went
to consult her mother,
"Mum, I'm in deep shit now! I took out the apple while
I was bathing and I forgot to put it back
and Peter found the apple I left on the wash basin and ate
it!
What sould I do? Will he be poisoned?
I'm scared, mum."
Mother said, "Don't worry dear, a few years ago,
your father ate the WATERMELON I left in the washroom and he
lived!"
