he wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a
carpenter, an electrician and a dentist - were deciding what pranks
to play on the couple on their wedding night.
The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them
a chuckle or two.
The electrician decided to wire the bed - with an alternating
current, of course.
The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and
promised a real doosie.
The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the
groom's buddies received the following note:
"DEAR FRIENDS,
WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED. THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS
ONLY A MINOR SETBACK. BUT BY GOD, I'M GOING TO KILL THE GUY WHO PUT
NOVOCAINE (a kind of anesthetic) IN THE VASELINE!"
