Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day
when Sleepy rushes in and says, "Guess what guys, I've won a trip
to see the Pope!" Everyone gets all excited and chants, "We finally
get to ask him, we finally get to ask him."
The next day, they are standing in front of the Pope, Dopey out in
front of the other six. All the other six start pushing Dopey
and
saying, "Go ahead, Dopey, ask him, ask him!"
The Pope looks at Dopey and asks, "Do you have a question to ask
me, young man?"
Dopey looks up shyly and says, "Well, yes."
The Pope tells him to go ahead and ask. Dopey asks, "Well, do....do
they have nuns in Alaska?"
The Pope replies, "Well, yes, I'm sure we have nuns in
Alaska."
The others all keep nudging Dopey and chanting, "Ask him the rest,
Dopey, ask him the rest!"
The Pope asks Dopey if there's more to his question, and Dopey
continues, "Well, uh, do they have, uh, black nuns in
Alaska?"
To which the Pope replies, "Well, my son, I think there must be a
few black nuns in Alaska, yes."
Still not satisfied, the others keep saying, "Ask him the last
part, Dopey, ask him the last part!"
The Pope asks Dopey, "Is there still more to your question?"
To which Dopey replies, "Well, uh, yeah.....are there, uh, are
there any midget black nuns in Alaska?"
The startled Pope replies, "Well, no, my son, I really don't think
there are any midget black nuns in Alaska."
At this, Dopey turns all kinds of colors, and the others start
laughing, and yelling, "Dopey screwed a penguin, Dopey screwed a
penguin!"
