One day a lonely truck driver was carrying a load of live
chickens. His only companion being a talking parrot. A few miles
down the road, he saw a woman hitchhiking. So he pulled over and
she climbed up into the cab. Saying she only wanted a ride to the
next town, he informed her “no fuck, no ride.” So she graciously
climbed back out of the truck. A few miles down the road he saw a
woman standing alongside the road topless. Again he pulled over,
and again the same stipulation, “no fuck, no ride.” Yet again he
was turned down. Growing more desperate, a few miles later, he came
across a woman standing completely naked. Yet again he pulled over,
gave her the rule. and she accepted! So he put the parrot in the
back, did his thing with her, dropped her off in the next town and
proceeded on his way. A mile out of town he got pulled over by the
cops. As the cop walked up to the truck he grew nervous, fearing
the cop knew what took place. ” what seems to be the problem
officer?” He asked. “Well, your driving is excellent son,” he
replied,” my only problem is the parrot throwing your chickens off
the back saying, ‘No Fuck, No Ride.’”