Three hillbillies were sitting on the porch.
The first hillbilly said "My wife is so dumb,
yesterday she drug home a brand new washer and dryer, and we ain't
even got electricity!"
The second hillbilly said "My wife is stupider than yers,
yesterday she brings home a new dishwasher, and we ain't even got
runnin water!"
The third hillbilly said "My wife is even stupider!
Yesterday I was in the kitchen and I saw her purse on the
table.
Everything was spilled out of it and there was a bunch of rubbers
layin there...
and she ain't even got a dick!"
