The Little Red Man
Once upon a time,
there was a little red man, who lived on a little red street, in a
little red house. One morning this little red man woke up and
looked out of his little red window at the little red sun. He
thought it was a glorious little red morning. So he jumped out of
his little red bed and skipped down his little red hallway into his
little red bathroom. He threw off all his little red clothes and
turned on his little red shower. While he was splashing around in
his little red shower, he heard a bang on the door. He quickly
turned off the little red shower, put on a little red towel, ran
down his little red hallway, opened his little red front door and
saw there was a little red newspaper stuck in his little red rose
bush. He bent over to pull it out. As he bent down his little red
towel fell off.
The lady sitting at the bus stop who had been watching the whole
thing, jumped up and ran across the other side of the road and was
immediately hit by a passing truck.
The moral of the story is:-
Don't cross the road while the little red man is
flashing.
