After gaining a small family inheritance, a redneck family was
visiting a mall. The father and son were strolling around while the
wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but
especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and
then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "dad, What's that?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I
dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life, I
ain't got no idea what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat
old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed
a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a
small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the
small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They
continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the
numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls
opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blonde woman
stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman,
said quietly to his son, "Boy, go get your mum."
