Once there was this doctor that moved out to the country to
become a farmer. He said to himself, "Well, since I'm going to have
a farm, I'd might as well have animals on it." So the doctor got in
his truck to go looking.
Along the way, he spotted a sign saying, "C0cks 4 Sale." He pulled
over and asked the farmer what a c0ck was. "A c0ck is a rooster,"
the farmer replied. So the doctor bought a c0ck and put it in the
back of his truck.
The doctor continued on his way until he saw a sign saying,
"Pullets 4 Sale." The doctor pulled over and asked the farmer what
a pullet was. "A pullet is a hen," the farmer replied. "But
sometimes a c0ck and pullet will fight, so watch out." So the
doctor thanked the farmer and went on his merry way. Down the road
a bit, there was another sign saying, "Asses 4 Sale."
So the doctor pulled over again to ask. "An ass is a donkey," the
farmer replied. "But watch out because this donkey is different. If
he gets scared, he'll sit down and won't move until you scratch his
belly."
The doctor thanked this farmer and turned around to head home.
Well, in the road was a broken bottle and the doctor's truck ran
over it. Pop!!!! The sound made the c0ck and pullet started to
fight and the donkey sat on the spare tire.
A lady just happened to be passing by and asked if the doctor
needed help. The doctor, wanting to sound like a professional
farmer, replied, "Yes, I need help.
Will you please hold my c0ck and pullet while I scratch my
ass???"
