An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While China, he is
very sexually promiscuous and does not take precautions.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he awakes one
morning to find his dick, covered with bright green and purple
spots. Horrified, he immediately go to see his doctor. The doctor,
never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and
tells the man to return in a two days, for the results.The man
returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, "I've got bad
news for you.
You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard
of here.
We know very little about it." The man looks a little relieved and
says "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up," doc.
The doctor answers "I'm sorry,there's no known cure. We're going to
have to amputate your penis."
The man screams in horror, "Oh no!
The doctors replies, "Well it's your choice. Go ahead if you want,
but surgery is your only choice."
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that
he'll know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his dick, and proclaims "Ah yes,
Monlolian VD. Velly lare lisease. "
The guys says to the doctor, "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but
what can you do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate
my penis!".
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs, "Stupid Amellican
loctor!
Always want to opulate. Make more money, that way. lo leed to to
opulate!"
"Oh thank God!" the man replies.
"Yes" says the Chinese doctor, "You lo worry! Wait two weeky. Dick
fall off by itself!"
