This joke is no offence......
One day, an "Ang Moh" from USA arrived at KLIA Airport. After he
checked out from the customs,he felt he needed to go to the toilet,
so he looked for one. When he found the toilet, there was a lady
sitting at the entrance. When he was about to enter the toilet, the
lady stopped him and asked for forty cents in Cantonese ("sey
kok").
The Ang Moh wondered why in MALAYSIA they have to "see the cock"
before entering the toilet? So he said "no" but the lady insisted.
But lady still keep asking for forty cents in Cantonese. Since he
had no choice, he took out his cock and showed it to her. The lady
said "No! No!", "Duit, Duit!" (money in Malay), but the Ang Moh
misunderstood again and thought that she said "Do it! Do it!" So he
asked,"Now? Here?" The lady replied "Yes, yes!" because she doesn't
quite understand English. The Ang Moh thought that she wanted to
have sex with him, so he stripped the lady and had sex with her.
The lady started screaming and shouted, "SAKIT! SAKIT!" (pain in
Malay), and the Ang Moh thought it was "SUCK IT! SUCK IT!" he said
"OK! I'll suck it for you" and he took her both breasts and suck
them. The lady again screamed "Oh, TUHAN!" (Oh, MY GOD.... in
Malay). The Ang Moh misunderstood again. "Too HARD? OK, sweetheart,
I'll be gentler a bit,"the Ang Moh replied. Suddenly, a security
guard walked by, so the lady shouted for help, "TOLONG! TOLONG,
ENCIK!" The Ang Moh replied,"Not too long, just 6 inches only.
