Little Davie attended a horse auction with his father. He
watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands
up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Davie asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"
His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make
sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."
Davie, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the DHL guy wants to
buy Mom."
