Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of
them
kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said:
"You
think you have family problems? Listen to my situation." "A few
years
ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter. We got married
and
got myself a stepdaughter. Later, my father married my
stepdaughter.
That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother. And my father became
my
stepson. Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her
father-in-law."
"Much later the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son.
This
boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son. But he
was
also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's
grand-son.
That made me the grand-father of my half-brother."
"This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the
half-sister
of my son, my stepmother, is also the Grandmother. This makes
my
father, the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is
my
father's w! ife,I am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is
her
own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew & I am my
OWN
GRANDFATHER!";
