A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local
court.
But the custody of their children posed a problem.
The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge
that since she had brought the children into this world, she
should
retain custody of them.
he man also wanted custody of his children.
The judge asked for his side of the story too.
After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair
and
replied:
"Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a
Pepsi
comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine? "
The man won.
