another version...
There are 3 vampires. They had a competition of who can come back
fastest and with the the most blood. Out went A and it came back in
a min with some blood on his lips.
B, doesnt wanna admit losing and out it went. 30 seconds later, B
return with blood dripping from his mouth.
C follow suit and return 10 seconds with his head full of
blood.
"how did u managed to return so fast with so much blood?!" A &
B asked C.
"well, u guys see that tree over there?" replied C
"hell yeah."replied A & B.
"well, i didnt." replied C.
