"Don't laugh!" said the patient, Ed.
"Of course, I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional.
In over 20 years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay, then," Ed said, and proceeded to drop his trousers,
revealing the tiniest penis the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't
have been bigger than the size of an AAA battery!
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, and then
fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to
struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what
came over me. On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise
it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen" Ed replied...
