A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and
set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an
upscale department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie,
"Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?"
The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the store
and proceeded to another department store where she is rebuffed in
much the same manner. After a third try at another department store
in the mall, she had become disgusted. Leaving the mall, she drove
to K-Mart.
Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw open her
blouse, yelling, "Do you have anything for this?"
The lady looked closely at her and replied, "Have you tried
Clearasil?"
