A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion,
multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly
around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round
of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our
balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I
was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at
its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure
enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it-- stuck
right in the middle of the cow's butt."
"That's when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, "Hey,
this looks like yours!"
"I don't remember much after that!"
