Be careful what you wear (or don't wear), when working under
your vehicle...especially in public.
From the Sydney Morning Herald Australia comes this story of a
central west couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have
their car break down in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed
the car. The wife returned later to see a small group of people
near the car. On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs
protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts,
his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public
ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward and
tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet she looked
across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was
standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches
in his head.