A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road
for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing
through his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle
jumped up to 80mph he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light
behind him. ''They'll never catch me,'' he thought to himself and
opened her up further.
The needle hit 90, 100 110 and finally 120 with the lights still
behind him. ''What in hell am I doing?'' he thought and pulled
over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and
examined it and the car. ''I've had a tough shift and this is my
last pull over. I don't feel like more paperwork so if you can give
me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before you can
go!'' he said.
''Last week my wife ran off with a cop,'' the man said, ''and I was
afraid you were trying to give her back!''
''Have a nice night,'' said the officer.
