Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated
boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his
boat to a group of out-of-staters who sank it. Joe spent all day
trying to salvage as much stuff as he could and was out of touch
all that day and most of the evening.
Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's wife died suddenly. When he
got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the
grocery. A kind old woman there mistook him for John and said: "I'm
so sorry for your loss, You must feel terrible".
Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said: "Hell no! Fact
is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing
from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled
horrible. She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the
back and a pretty big hole too. Every time I used her, her hole got
bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her
off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good
time. I warned them that she wasn't very good and smelled . But
they wanted her anyway. The damn fools tried to get in her all at
one time and she split right up the middle......."
The old woman fainted
