Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bich."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bich?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" and he touches her hand.
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bich."
Girl: "Then he touched my brest."
Priest: "Like this?" and he touches her brest.
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bich."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" and he takes off her clothes.
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bich."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know
where."
Priest: "Like this?" and he sticks his you know what into her you
know where.
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest, after a few minutes: "That's no reason to call him a son of
a bich."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BICH!!!"
