An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man
walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all
different colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.
The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked, the old
man was staring.
The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old
timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and
had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my
son."
