A Lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the
man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to
another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved
again. The man seemed more amused. When on the forth move, the man
burst out laughing.
She complained to the driver and had the man arrested. The case
came up in court. The judge asked the man what he had to say for
himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this. When
the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help notice her condition. She
sat under a sign that said, "The Gold Dust Twins are coming," and I
had to smile.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Sloan's Liniment
will reduce the swelling," and I had to grin. Then she placed
herself under a sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did The
Trick", and I could hardly control myself. BUT when she moved the
forth time and sat under a sign that said "Goodyear Rubber could
have prevented this accident." I laughed out loud."
