There were these twin sisters just turning one hundred years old
in
St.Luke's Nursing Home and the editor of the Cambridge rag, "The
Cambridge
Distorter," told a photographer to get over there and take the
pictures of
these 100 year old twin biddies.
One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite
well.
The photographer asked them to sit on the sofa and the deaf one
said to
her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" He said, "WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON
THE SOFA!" said the other. "Now get a little closer
together," said the cameraman. Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS
SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE." So they wiggled up
close to each other. "Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to
focus a little," said the photographer. Yet again, "WHAT DID HE
SAY?"
"HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!"
With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out, "OH MY GOD - BOTH OF
US?"
