A mother is driving her 7 year-old
daughter to her friend's house for a
play
date when the little girl asks "Mommy,"
how old are you?" "Honey, you are
not supposed to ask a lady her age,"
the mother replies sweetly. "It's not
polite."
"OK", the little girl says, "How much
do you weigh?"
"Now really," the mother says, a bit
less sweetly. "Those are personal
questions and are really none of your
business."
Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why
did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
"That's enough questions, young lady,
honestly!" mom says as her daughter is
getting out of the car. The
exasperated mother drives away as the
two
friends begin to play.
"My Mom won't tell me anything about
her," the little girl says to her
friend.
"Well," says the friend, "all you need
to do is look at her drivers license.
It's like a report card, it has
everything on it. "
Later that night the little girl says
to her mother, "I know how old you
are, you are 32."
The mother is surprised and asks, "How
did you find that out?" "I also know
that you weigh 140 pounds."
The mother is past surprised and
shocked now. "How in heaven's name did
you
find that out?"
"And," the little girl says
triumphantly, "I know why you and
daddy got a
divorce."
Now mom's getting mad. She says, "Oh
really? And just why is that, young
lady?"
"Because you got an F in sex."
