You've heard of emoticons, here are the ASSICONS:
(_!_) a regular ass :
(__!__) a fat ass :
(!) a tight ass :
(_*_) a sore ass :
{_!_} a swishy ass :
(_o_) an ass that's been around :
(_x_) kiss my ass :
(_X_) leave my ass alone :
(_zzz_) a tired ass :
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass :
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass :
(_?_) Dumb Ass :
