I'm bored and just suddenly thought of this joke.....here it
goes:
There was once a Bayi (Singh) from India who sent his son to
Australia for studies. When his son came back, he told his
dad,"Daddeee, Australia is fannntastic. Their factorries puut the
cow at one endd and sausages come out the otherrr end."
His dad replied,"Realllly? You think the Australians are that
goood? Mine is better. I put my sausage in your mother and you come
out affter that."
Funny, applaud. Not funny, feel free to flame. 
