A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is
at work.
Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the illegal
lovers
and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Then the woman's
husband
unexpectedly comes home.
She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her little
boy
is in there already.
The little Boy says: \"Dark in here.\"
The Man says: \"Yes, it is.\"
Boy: \"I have a soccer ball, do you want to buy it?\"
Man: \"No, thanks.\"
Boy: \"My dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!\"
Man: \"OK, how much?\"
Boy: \"R250-00.\"
A few weeks later it happened again and the boy and the lover were
in
the cupboard together again.
Boy: \"Dark in here.\"
Man: \"Yes, it is.\"
Boy: \"I have soccer boots.\"
The Man, remembering the last time, asks the boy: \"How
much?\"
The Boy says:\"R750-00.\"
The Man says: \"Fine, I will buy them.\"
A few days later, the Father says to the boy: \"Grab your ball and
boots,
let's go outside and have a game.\"
The Boy says: \"I can't, I sold them for R1000.\"
The Father says: \"That's terrible to overcharge your friends
like
that... R1000 is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to
take
you to church and make you confess your sins.\"
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in
the
confession booth and he closes the door.
The Boy says: \"Dark in here.\"
The Priest says: \"Don't start it again!\"
