There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to
her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field,
rowing a boat with no water in sight.
The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing
blonde, What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that
give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and
kick your butt!
