A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly
devised a good plan and they put their plan to action. The brunette
drove up to the front of the bank that they had decided to rob. She
turned to the blonde and asked her, "Now, do you remember what the
plan is?" The blonde sighed and replied, "Yeah, yeah, I remember."
The brunette went over the plan once more and let the blonde out to
do her stuff. Before the blonde could shut the door, the brunette
yelled out, "Be sure to be in and out in no more than 5
minutes!"
The blonde ran inside and the brunette waited in the car... and
waited... and waited... and waited... and waited. After waiting for
so long in the car, the blonde bursts out of the bank's doors, the
alarm blaring loud enough to wake everyone up. The blonde was
lugging a bank safe behind her by a rope tied around it. A security
guard ran out of the bank, his pants down around his ankles and
attempting to reach his gun. The blonde breathed heavily as she
tried to put the safe in the car but finally just gave up and
dropped the safe behind. She ran into the passenger seat and pulled
the door shut, the car already moving. The security guard yelled,
"Stop! Stop!" while the pair drove off, leaving the safe with rope
tied tightly around it behind.
The brunette frantically asked the blonde, "What the hell happened
in there?" The blonde was panting and turned to the brunette and
choked out, "What do you mean? I followed the plan exactly!" The
brunette paused and yelled, "YOU IDIOT! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TIE UP
THE GUARD AND BLOW THE SAFE!"
