A Malaysian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is
a different hell for each country.
He goes first to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the
German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.
"The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves
on.
He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many
more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the
German hell.
Then he comes to the Malaysian hell and finds that there is a very
long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks, "What do
they do here?"
He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the
Malaysian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the
day."
"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are
there so many people waiting to get in?"
"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not
work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil
is a former Government servant, so he comes in, signs the register
and then goes to the canteen."
