"Jane" was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence
that they have YOU-KNOW-WHAT in the dark. Hoping to free her
husband from his inhibitions, during a passionate evening, she
flipped on the lamp--only to discover a cucumber in his hand.
Is THIS what you've been using on me for the past 10
years!?!"
"Honey! Let me explain!"
"Why you sneaky idiot!" she screamed.
"Speaking of sneaky!" he interrupted,
"Maybe you'd care to explain our 2 kids!!!"
