A priest and a permanantly drunken bus driver from the same
village arrived at the pearly gates and both request entry to
heaven.
Says St Peter to the priest," You wait 2 years," and to the bus
driver," You go straight in."
The priest protests." How come? i have been preaching every Sunday
for so many years-and he is nothing but a drunken bus
driver."
St Peter replies," Listen, when u preached, they all slept,but when
he drove, they all prayed like crazy."
