Three men were waiting for their turn for a job interview. The
manager conducting the interview happens to have no ears! The first
man goes in, and the namager says: "We are looking for someone who
pays attention to details and has a keen sense of observation...
what do you observe about me?" The man looks at him and says,"Well,
that's easy. You have no damn ears!" The manager gets angry and
starts yelling, "Get out! I will never hire you!"
The second man goes in, and the manager says,"We are looking for
someone who pays attention to details and has a keen sense of
observation... what do you observe about me?" The second man thinks
he got the job done when he says: " You have no ears!" The manager
gets angry and starts yelling, "Get out! I will never hire you!"
When the second man goes out of the office he tells the third man,"
Listen, the guy inside is a nutcase. He has no ears and is very
sensitive about that, so don't mention it."
The third man thanked him and walked into the office. Again the
manager says: "We are looking for someone who pays attention to
details and has a keen sense of observation... what do you observe
about me?" The third man looked at the manager for a monet and
says: " You wear contact lenses..." The manager was thrilled and
tells the man: "That's fantastic! You are hired! But tell me, how
did you observe that? The third man says: " Oh that's easy. You
couldn't be wearing glasses because you have no damn ears!"
