Wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband's key
in the door. "Stay where you are," she said. "He's so drunk he
won't even notice you're in bed with me."
Sure enough, the husband lurched into bed none the wiser, but a
few
minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking
out
at the end of the bed.?
He turned to his wife: "Hey, there are six feet in this bed.
There
should only be four. What's going on?"
"Nonsense," said the wife. "You're so drunk you miscounted. Get
out
of bed and try again. You can see better from over there."?
The husband climbed out of bed and counted. "One, two, three,
four.
Damn, you're right."
