Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Muthu: 13th October
Which year?
Muthu: .....EVERY YEAR
Manager asked to Muthu at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more
than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
After returning back from a foreign
trip, Muthu asked his
wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Muthu: In London a lady asked me Are
you a foreigner?
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to
Muthu: Any great man born in
this village???
Muthu: no sir, only small Babies!!!
Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jay a
nthi
Muthu writes, "Gandi was a great man,
but I don't know who
is Jay a nthi.
Muthu was doing experiment with
cockroach, first he cut it's
one leg and told WALK. WALK.
Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's
second
leg and told the same. Cockroach
walked. Then cut the third leg and
did the same. At last he cut it's
fourth leg and ordered it walk!
But cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly
Muthu said loudly, "I found
it. If we cut cockroach's four legs,
it becomes deaf.
On a political rally Muthu was
arrested. Why??? A woman
journalist walking with a badge
wrote "PRESS" and He did it..
Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands
he went to the washbasin.
There he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked
what was he doing. Muthu pointed
towards the board " WASH BASIN "
Interviewer: just imagine youre in 3
rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Muthu: its simple. I will stop my
imagination!!!
