Once a man went up the bus. He was carrying a picture of his
family taken at a recent holiday. When he sat down, the wind was so
strong that it blew the picture under an Indian woman's
skirt.
He wanted to retreive the picture but was soooo embarassed. Then he
picked up enough courage to inform the woman, "My picture is
underneath your skirt." The woman didn't understand. So he pointed
to the area below her skirt and said, "Take......picture."
Then he got a tight slap. Pia!!!!