This is so cooooool!
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates
and
suitcases.
On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her
things.
On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful
dining
room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and
feasted
on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of
spring-water.
When she had finished, she went into each and every room and
deposited a
few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of
the
curtain rods.
She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned
with
his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.
Then slowly, the house began to smell.
They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place
out.
Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam
cleaned.
Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in
to set
off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days
and in
the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.
Nothing
worked.
People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in
the
house. The maid quit.
Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to
move.
A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they
could not
find a buyer for their stinky house.
Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to
return their
calls.
Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to
purchase a
new place.
The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going.
He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely
and said
that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to
reduce her
divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back.
Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on
a price
that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if
she
were to sign the papers that very day.
She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the
paperwork.
A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they
watched the
moving company pack everything to take to their new
home.........
And to spite the ex-wife, they even took the the curtain
rods!!!!!!
I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU? 
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