((((RING))))
**Pick Up**
"Hello?"
"Hi, honey, this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No, Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause, Daddy said, "But honey, you haven't got an
Uncle Paul."
"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right
now."
[Brief Pause]
"Uh, OK, then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on
the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to
Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."
"OK, Daddy, just a minute."
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
"I did it, Daddy."
"And what happened honey?" he asked.
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on
and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her
head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all."
"O my God! What about your Uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all
scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming
pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last
week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's
dead."
[Long Pause]
[Longer Pause]
Then Daddy said, "Swimming pool? Wait a minute ... Is this
67582827?"
