A man is unfortunate enough to be shipwrecked on a island with
only a pig and a dog for company. One day after many sexless
months, the man sees the pig waddle past him, and the pink
posterior finally gets to him and he attempts to molest the
beast.
BUT... The dog sees the pig as its surrogate mother and immediately
starts biting and attacking the man in the pigs defence. And so it
goes on, stalemate, the man can't go next to the pig without the
dog chasing him.
Then, one day another victim flounders on the islands jagged rocks,
and is washed ashore with the flotsam. The man rescues the victim
and nurses her, ( for she was a Miss World contestant ) back to
health with a kindness and tenderness that the girl doesn't fail to
notice.
One day, after finally admitting to herself that she'd fallen in
love with her shining knight, she blurts out her feelings;
Miss World: I love you and would do anything for you! You saved my
life!
Man: Anything?
She looked him directly in the eye and with a look that couldn't be
mistaken she said;
Miss World: Yes, absolutely anything.
Man: Only in my wildest dreams did I think this day would
come........
.......... Would you take the dog for a walk, so I can fuck the
pig?
