A couple had been married for 50 years.
They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife
says, "Just
think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table
together."
"I know," the old man said.
"We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years
ago."
"Well," Granny snickered. "Let's relive some old times.
" Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the
table.
"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied,
"My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years
ago."
"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your
coffee
and the other is in your oatmeal."
