An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is
very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the
time.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he awakes one
morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple
spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor,
never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and
tells the man to return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: Ive
got bad news for you. Youve contracted Mongolian VD. Its very
rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about
it.
The man looks a little perplexed and says: Well, give me a shot or
something and fix me up, doc.
The doctor answers: Im sorry, theres no known cure. Were going
to have to amputate your penis.
The man screams in horror, Absolutely not! I want a second
opinion!
The doctor replies: Well, its your choice. Go ahead if you want,
but surgery is your only choice.
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that
hell know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: Ah, yes,
Mongolian VD. Velly lare disease.
The guy says to the doctor: Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but
what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my
penis!
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: Stupid Amelican
docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way. No need
to opelate!
Oh, Thank God!, the man replies.
Yes, says the Chinese doctor, you no worry! Wait two weeks... it
fall off by itself!
