An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly found himself
surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the
situation, he said quietly to himself, "Oh God, I'm dead."
A ray of light fell from the sky and a voice boomed out, "No, you
are not dead. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head
of the chief standing in front of you."
So the explorer picked up the stone and proceeded to bash the life
out of the chief. He stood above the lifeless body, breathing
heavily, surrounded by 100 natives with looks of shock on their
faces.
The voice boomed out again, "Okay, now you're dead."
