An old man walks into a bar and calls the bartender over. What
do you want, Sir? ..The old man says Ill make a bet with you!
The bartender says what kind of bet the old man says. I bet you
$20 I can bit my own ass. The bartender says OK; Ill take that
bet. The old man pulls his dentures out and reaches back and bites
him self on the ass. Well the bartender gets up sets.
The old man tells the bartender dont worry Ill give you a chance
to win your money back Ill bet you $40 that I can bit my own
eye! . The bartender upset says your not going to pull your
teeth out are you? The old man says Nope. The bartender says.
Well OK. The old man pops out his fake eye and bits down on it. .
The bartender gets really pissed now and walks away. . Later the
old man walks up to the bar and calls the bartender over and says
I feel really bad about what I did and I want to make it up to
you.
The bartender reluctantly asked how? The old man say I bet you I
can stand at the end of your bar and piss in that shot glass all
the way at the other end of your bar? . The bartender thinks about
it for a bit thinking theres no way. So he agrees. The old man
climbs up onto the bar and drops his pants. As the old man trys
all he does is piss all over everything. The bar, stools and
bottles as the bartender laughs his ass off. When the old was done
he climbed down and pulled up his pants.
The bartender walks up still laughing and picks his money up saying
to the old man. I hope you learned your lesson old man. The old man
grins a little and leans over to the bartender saying, I did. You
see those guys in the corner? I bet them a $1,000.00 I could piss
all over your bar and youd just laugh your ass off about it.
