One Pub regular named Ted who observe a pretty looking nun alway
patron the pub and order salad and orange juice.
His stare was so obvious that the bartender walk up to him and say:
" hey pal, I teach u a way where u can have a great time with
her."
Ted: "How?"
Bartender:"okay! She alway visit the shrine behind the pub at
midnight. she is a true believer of spirit and angel. U shd
disguise urself as an angel and demand she to make love wif ya so
she can be purity."
Ted: " Great Idea! I act on it tonight!"
Ted prepare and disguise as an angel of his imagination and hide
behind the shrine.
At midnight A figure appear. Ted was overjoyed and jump out of the
hiding place and said: " Follower, I am the angel of GOD! I sent
down by HIM to purity u. But u must make love to me!"
The Nun nodded her head and hand gesture for anal sex as she want
to protect her dignity.
After a hot session, Ted uncovered himself and said: " Haha! I am
the pub regular!"
The Nun also uncover and said: "Haha! I am the
bartender!"
