God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend on how faithful
you were to your wives on Earth.
Man 1: Please God, I can''''t count how many times I cheated on my
wife. There were just too many beautiful women on Earth, and I had
to have them all.
God: I am ashamed of you, my man, For that, I give you a run-down
truck that barely moves.
Man 2: Dear God, please forgive me! I cheated on my wife once, just
once! We were going through problems and I took the wrong turn.
Please forgive me!
God: My man, I am ashamed of you too. But I will be kinder to you.
For that, I give you a convertible BMW.
Man 3: Dear God, you will be so proud of me. I loved and worshipped
my wife. I brought her roses everyday after work, I brought her
gifts every aniversary, and we went travelling, and had dinner out
three times a week, and...
God: Okay, my man, enough! I get the point. I am very proud of you!
For that, I give you any car you desire!
Two weeks later Man 1 and 2 are driving on the freeway when they
see Man 3 ahead of them, stopped in the middle of the road in his
Black Jaguar.
Man 1 and 2: Hey Man! Why are you sitting in your car and crying
your eyes out? You''''re acting like some ungrateful bugger! Look
at your car, man! What is your problem?!
Man 3: "I just saw my wife on rollerskates!"
