Little Johnny was at school one day when the teacher asked the
kids if they could use the word definitely in a sentence.
Well the first little girl raised her hand and said, "Well the
trees are definitely green." The teacher said "No not really
because the trees turn yellow red and brown in the fall.
The next little boy raised his hand and said, "The sky is
definitely blue." The teacher said, "No not really because the sky
can be all different colors."
From the back of the room little Johnny raised his hand and asked,
"Do farts have lumps?" The teacher said, "No Johnny of course not,
thatÂ’s silly." Then Johnny said, "Well then I definitely $hit my
pants!"
