There was a German, an Italian and Boudreaux on death row. The
warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
1. to be shot
2. to be hung
3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head."
Boom, he was dead instantly.
Then the Italian said, "Just hang me."
Snap! he was dead.
Then Boudreaux said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff."
They gave him the shot, and Boudreaux fell down laughing.
The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong
with
this guy.
Finally the warden said, "What's wrong with you?"
Boudreaux replied,
"You guys are so stupid..... I'm wearing a condom!
